Written in the Tune of: The Red Dawn Soundtrack
So, I finished yesterday wishing us luck with today. Friends, let me tell you, I am an idiot.
We had a short time with Scott and I to work on the car this evening, and we decided to go ahead and crack open our clutch housing.
Things went well for starters, the housing had 4 large bolts holding it together…
Except for the bolts mounting the shift linkage to the housing. When we tried to take this apart, our linkage disintegrated into a pile of rods, nuts and bolts. We don’t know how it works, and that is a bit of a problem.
And then we encountered an even sillier problem. With the shift linkage in pieces on the floor out of the way, we noted the only thing keeping the front of the clutch housing on was a pin holding a bracket for the shift linkage to the gear selector (which goes on into the gearbox. Hard to visualize without seeing it, I’m sorry I confused you in advance).
Anyways, we didn’t immediately identify this, and spent 2 hours trying to take some huge 32mm locking nuts off the front of the clutch housing where the driveshaft attaches to. This simply resulted in us wasting a ton of time pulling nuts off which were torqued at a billion poundfeet each.
When this didn’t get the clutch apart, we did happily go to our new best friends at Craigs Place Alfa 75 Manuals and FAQs. This guy has gotten ahold of Manuals for the Alfa 75 (Same as the Milano) and posted them online for everyone to shamelessly steal learn important facts from a legitimate source about their vehicle. So when we decided to actually read the goddamn manual research the issue, we found we needed to get that pin and the bracket.
The pin, long story short, has proven invincible. We have hammered it with small, large and baby sledge hammers. We have broken a drift-pin on it. We cannot drill the pin as it is made of unobtainium. We flooded the pin with penetrating oil to no effect. This pin is a damned survivor.
So coming down to it, we’ve been fully defeated by a crappy steel pin. Sad Day.
Tune in tomorrow to find out how we get the taste slapped from our mouths.